| Another photography piece I am proud of that hasn't gotten much love |
| Please come take a look- I would be honored just a stop by my gallery have a peek at a picture or read a poem Thank you |
| I has a subby now thanks to my sister!!~ a B-day present to me ^_^ I am happy and excited!! please be warned these jokes are in good fun and if you find them offensive due to your religion let me know. 1) So a man walks into hell for his eternal punishment and the devil says to him- "I am feeling generous today so you get your choice of eternal suffering." SO the devil shows the man one room full of about 20 people and a demon whipping them all- and the people are crying in agony. The man thinks to himself- 'i don't want that'- so the devil and the man move on. In the next room are again about 20 people and a demon with a hot pitchfork chasing the people around and poking them in the behind- and they were all shouting with the pain. The man thinks to himself again 'I don't want that either' And he and the devil move on. Finally they get to the third room- where about 15 people are standing waist deep in manure- just standing around and drinking coffee- so the guy says to the devil "oh this doesn't seem too bad- I'll take this room" So the devil throws the guy in and then says to the group of people "alright- coffee break is over! go back to standing on your heads!!! -End- 2) A young man had heard stories of both his grandfather and great grandfather walking on water on their 21st birthday. Well today happened to be his 21st birthday, so he and two of his friends took a boat out on the lake. The young man took a deep breath, set his foot out on the water... and... darn near drowned to death. When he got back home he went up to his mother and complained- wondering why he wasn't given that gift. "John!" his mother said to him "this is july! both your grandfather and great grandfather were born in january when the lake was frozen solid!!" -End- |
by *Nyctra
| Hey all! Check out ma ID!!! ^.^ So here are the basics- I love all animals- especially dragons, horses, lions, and wolves!I am small but strong and I am not one for the drama- I may have quite a bit of it in my life but the only real drama you'll see out of me would be in private little releases of what I may keep pent up. Point being- I am a low key kinda gal. I love love love art and photographing animals and nature. I think I am a pretty darn nice person- but don't give me any bs. I do have an opinion and speak it when I feel it is necessary. Welp- that is all I can pull out of the top of my head right now. I hope that it was enlightening and that you know me a bit better now. I'd love it if you'd take a gander at my gallery~ ^.^ Ciao- Au revoir- Adios- See ya! |
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Music is a science of love relating to harmony and rhythm/Plato
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Baby cheetah!
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' life is one big game.... does someone have the cheat code?'
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Member of
*WildlifeUK, =wildlifephotography, =Birds-Club and *Macro-Beginners-Club
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Ill make my own fate,
Ill fight all the odds,
To be the one in a million,
To be the shining star,
And at the end of the day,
Everyone will see,
That the only one,
Who can hold me back,
Has always just been me.
~by me ^^ No stealing please
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Ill make my own fate,
Ill fight all the odds,
To be the one in a million,
To be the shining star,
And at the end of the day,
Everyone will see,
That the only one,
Who can hold me back,
Has always just been me.
~by me ^^ No stealing please
thanks so much for the
it means so much to me
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*JunAkera
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Gallery [link]
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Werd ich zum Augenblicke sagen:
Verweile doch! du bist so schön!
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Then, to the Moment Id dare say:
Stay a while! You are so lovely!
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
you grow old because you've stopped laughing!
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"Sorry for my bad English, Français, Português, Italiano, Galego, Català,..."
"...y la vida continúa, sin basura alrededor!!!"
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Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. Oscar Wilde
website: [link]
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"And when the broken hearted people
Living in the world agree,
There will be an answer, let it be"-- The Beatles, "Let It Be"
"Meet the new boss; Same as the old boss!"-The Who, "Wont Get Fooled Again"
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Romans 8:28 (New King James Version) 28 And we know that all things work together for good to those who love God, to those who are the called according to His purpose. I love Jesus Christ. He died for you and me. He loves you so that means I love you too.
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Romans 8:28 (New King James Version) 28 And we know that all things work together for good to those who love God, to those who are the called according to His purpose. I love Jesus Christ. He died for you and me. He loves you so that means I love you too.
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My kinda woman "Beauty Brains and a complete Psycho"
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I cannot, and will not, cut my conscience to fit this year's fads.--Lillian Hellman
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...and that's why I'm awesome.
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GoHawks!
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"It's not Voodoo-It's acupuncture!"
"I'm a work in progress-I just need to work on making progress"
"Be a Froot Loop in a world of Cheerios!"
~ "Life is an occasion, RISE TO IT
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Sophie: You were talking about me?
Me: We talk about you all the time. Today we talked about your pants.
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